Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Wanted: furry scuttlebutt with scratchy claws
This may be why when I got home on Monday night and saw one lying on his back in front of the mailbox, lifeless, I silently did a happy dance....and then hopped out of the car to take a pic and send it to Kris. No, don't go calling the UN on me. I merely 'documented the evidence for identification purposes'. This picture will not be found plastered on the enemy's news bulletin.
When I left for work Tuesday morning, the body had apparently been relocated as I didn't see it anywhere. I assumed a car had pushed it off the road into the ditch or another animal found it. I returned at the end of the day to find some thing (s) black blocking the road in front of my house. As I got closer, I was given the once-over by a venue (million dollar word right there) of turkey vultures. They had successfully located the remains and were having dinner right in the road. That's nature, right? Well how do you explain this to a curious almost-four year old?
I try to be as simplistic & honest as I can when I an asked explain things like this. In this case, I just reminded Giada of the dead woodchuck and said that just like people eat chicken and cows, these birds eat meat, they just get it naturally instead of going to the store. That seemed to be enough to satisfy her. About 10 minutes later, I saw her standing at the same sidelight where I noticed that nervy groundhog and she was just staring at the birds. She told me that when they eat, they stand right on the groundhog. Nice observation, G. A few minutes later, she walked into the kitchen and asked me if they eat the face first. "Umm....well....gee....I think they actually start at the belly and eat the organs first". Really,? That's the answer you give a 4 year old? What ARE you thinking? Hey, the kid acted as if that must be right so I'm not going back on my word.
Kris got home and since this was what seemed to be the highlight of the day, Giada gave him the 411 on the vultures and without waiting for what my response was to the face eating question, Kris told her that he thinks they eat the eyes first.
If I were an outsider, I might think that Kris and I are a bit too blunt with her. We are a bit sarcastic and inappropriate at times but I really think that it will help her in the long run. Unless she's tired, she takes things in stride and gives it back as good as it's dished out and her sense of humor is awesome. After some comment by Kris last night where Giada wanted to prove her dominance, she casually walked away and said, "look it up online". We've created a monster.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
clean up on aisle 5
It's par for the course this week.
I had plans to meet up with someone I'm writing a piece on Tuesday night. I was early and decided to treat myself to a Starbucks Venti Anniversary Blend. As I sat in my car waiting for her, I spilled half of the coffee ALL OVER MY LAP. Thank goodness I learned the power of baby wipes four years ago and I try to keep them in the car. I laughed to myself as I was cleaning up thinking about what a klutz I am and wondering how I was going to explain this to a person I was meeting for the first time. First impressions really are important and she could think that I was a total mess or (fingers crossed) understand that I am just a dork. Yes, dork was a better option in this situation.
She pulled in and I grabbed by bag, locked up the car and met her at the door. As she apologized for running a few minutes late, I said something like, " I hope you like the smell of coffee because I just spilled 1/2 a cup in my lap". That was it.....ice broken.
The interview was easy going and wonderful. I'm still in the midst of putting the piece together but I will be sure to share it on here once it's complete. Diane's business is focused on good food and teaching people how to incorporate it into their lives. Can you see any possible reason we'd get along?
I left the interview to discover that my phone didn't work. I stopped at Verizon on the way home to try to get it fixed but they determined at it was dead and had to send out a new one. I got home around 10pm to a sleeping family and Chinese food in the fridge (steamed veggies, tofu & rice). I warmed up a small bowl and ate it while I checked my e-mail and caught up on Facebook.
This week at work, we were doing soil testing. I don't mind it since it's a break from the office but no matter what I did, sprayed. wore, the mosquitoes found me and by the end of the week, I had been bitten in almost every place possible. If that wasn't enough to tucker me out, I had the aforementioned interview, invites to get ready for an upcoming lia show, had to re-secure Giada's 'listening ears' , 16 phone calls to the cable company, plus all of the general household stuff like dinner, cleaning and laundry. I get it. There are people that have more going on than me and I bring some of this on myself but this week kicked my a**.
You'd think that Friday would have brought some relief but you'd be wrong. I had to race out of work to get Giada and be home in time for the cable guy. Unbelievably, he was here at 2pm for a 'between 2 & 5" appointment and although he couldn't solve the ongoing issue, he was able to identify it and be on his way by 3pm promising it would be solved early next week. As soon as he was gone, Kris called to let me know he was meeting friends for a drink and asked me to meet him there after I was done with my errands....before we had to sub for my parents in their bowling league.
I have my....well, everything, crossed in hopes that next week will be a bit calmer.
csa-week 16
Week 16 pick-up:
- 1/2 lb. carrots
- 1/2 lb. kale
- 3/4 lb. red peppers
- basil tips
- sm. bunch of scallions
- 1 piece of squash-our choice
- all u-can-pick grapes, beans & herbs were available
Before we headed to the farm this Saturday, I made eggs and potatoes (from the farm with farm red onion and garlic) for breakfast. We had to get there by 10 as we'd signed up to volunteer our time setting up for the Fall Festival. We moved tables, set up hay bales, made signs and assisted with the parking before our shift was over.
I've been trying to find a good use for kale. I find it tricky because of the texture but Diane at The Food Evolution gave me a great idea. Kale Chips!
chop the kale (minus the large stems) and tops with a touch of EVOO & sea salt |
place on a sheet pan lined with parchment and cook @ 350 deg. for 10-15 min (until crispy) |
enjoy! They are light,crispy, nutty & salty. |
We took time for a hike after volunteering and then came home to make calzones and test out a new cookie recipe. A packed day, indeed, but so, so worth it!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
press pause
picnic time | |
Every bit.
she still loves this tree and insists on taking her picture with it |
Sunday, September 11, 2011
csa-week 14
just a glimpse of this week's bounty |
Week 14 pick-up:
- 1/2 lb. carrots
- 1/2 lb. kale
- 1 1/2 lbs. red peppers
- 1/2 lb. patty pan squash
- 2 red onions
- 1 rutabaga
- 1 sm. eggplant
- eat 'em soon, 'damaged' potatoes
- all u-can-pick grapes
- all u-can-pick tomatoes & tomatillos
- all u-can-pick beans
- all u-can-pick herbs
rutabaga, red peppers & eggplant, green, soon to be fried, tomatoes and......lemongrass! I have learned to love the imperfections in my farm fresh food. |
beans, beans, grapes, yum! |
fresh oregano, lasagna with farm-fresh, homemade tomato sauce |
Giada and I got to witness our butterfly bush with probably a dozen butterflies on it. We stood right next to it with the butterflies swooping around us to get to the next flower. Simply amazing. |
Friday, September 9, 2011
csa-week 12 & 13
mmmm...garlic! |
- 1 bunch of basil
- 1 bunch of dill (we left for someone else)
- 1 head leaf lettuce
- 4 sm. peppers (2 hot)
- 2 garlic bulbs
- 1/4 lb. patty pan squash
- 1/2 lb. swiss chard
- 1 pint u-pick sun gold cherry tomatoes
- 1 pint u-pick beans
Sure enough, Kris woke up to the sound of wind ripping some flashing off our roof at 3:30am and realized that we didn't have power.It would be three days until it was restored. We only lost a bit of food but were bummed that we didn't get to enjoy the chard or basil.
- u-pick beans
- u-pick tomatoes
- u-pick tomatillos
- u-pick herbs (thyme, sage, parsley)
It has been "one of those" weeks and we didn't get to the pounds of tomatoes we had. Knowing that another pick-up is quickly approaching I wanted to use what we had on-hand before it went bad. Giada and I made a batch of sauce using our farm tomatoes, garlic & onions. Fresh herbs were ones we grew ourselves and I even threw in a splash of wine from Whitecliff Vineyard. I can't wait for Sunday's lasagna!!!
beautifully colored swiss chard |
sun gold & heirloom tomatoes with basil |
Kris stops by a shop on the way to work each morning and has seen a Hello Kitty cookie there often. As a surprise for Giada, he brought one home for her. She loved it and ate it piece by piece over several days, savoring the gift her daddy gave her.
G & her HK cookie |
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Food Rules
I just sent this lest to some friends but thought everyone may find at least one 'rule' that resonates with them.
Michael Pollan's list of 'Food Rules':
1. Eat food
2. Don’t eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food
3. Avoid food products containing ingredients that no ordinary human would keep in the pantry
4. Avoid food products that contain high-fructose corn syrup
5. Avoid food products that have some form of sugar (or sweetener listed among) the top three ingredients
6. Avoid food products that have more than 5 ingredients
7. Avoid food products containing ingredients that a third-grader cannot pronounce
8. Avoid food products that make health claims
9. Avoid food products with the wordoid “lite” or the terms “low fat” or “nonfat” in their names
10. Avoid foods that are pretending to be something they are not
11. Avoid foods you see advertised on television
12. Shop the peripheries of the supermarket and stay out of the middle
13. Eat only foods that will eventually rot
14. Eat foods made from ingredients that you can picture in their raw state or growing in nature
15. Get out of the supermarket whenever you can
16. Buy your snacks at the farmers market
17. Eat only foods that have been cooked by humans
18. Don’t ingest foods made in places where everyone is required to wear a surgical cap
19. If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don’t.
20. It’s not food if it arrived through the window of your car
21. It’s not food if it’s called by the same name in every language (Think Big Mac, Cheetos or Pringles)
22. Eat mostly plants, especially leaves
23. Treat meat as a flavoring or special occasion food
24. Eating what stands on one leg [mushrooms and plant foods] is better than eating what stands on two legs [fowl], which is better than eating what stands on four legs [cows, pigs and other mammals].
25. Eat your colors
26. Drink the spinach water
27. Eat animals that have themselves eaten well
28. If you have space, buy a freezer
29. Eat like an omnivore
30. Eat well-grown food from healthy soil
31. Eat wild foods when you can
32. Don’t overlook the oily little fishes
33. Eat some foods that have been predigested by bacterial or fungi
34. Sweeten and salt your food yourself
35. Eat sweet foods as you find them in nature
36. Don’t eat breakfast cereals that change the color of the milk
37. The whiter the bread, the sooner you’ll be dead
38. Favor the kinds of oils and grains that have traditionally been stone-ground
39. Eat all the junk food you want as long as you cook it yourself
40. Be the kind of person who takes supplements – then skip the supplements
41. Eat more lie the French. Or the Japanese. Or the Italians. Or the Greeks.
42. Regard nontraditional foods with skepticism
43. Have a glass of wine with dinner
44. Pay more, eat less
45. Eat less
46. Stop eating before you’re full
47. Eat when you are hungry, not when you are bored
48. Consult your gut
49. Eat slowly
50. The banquet is in the first bite
51. Spend as much time enjoying the meal as it took to prepare it
52. Buy smaller plates and glasses
53. Serve a proper portion and don’t go back for seconds
54. Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, dinner like pauper
55. Eat meals
56. Limit your snacks to unprocessed plant foods
57. Don’t get your fuel from the same place your car does
58. Do all your eating at a table
59. Try not to eat alone
60. Treat treats as treats
61. Leave something on your plate
62. Plant a vegetable garden if you have space, a window box if you don’t
63. Cook
64. Break the rules once in a while